{"id":122239,"date":"2023-12-16T08:29:55","date_gmt":"2023-12-16T08:29:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yourclomid.com\/?p=122239"},"modified":"2023-12-16T08:29:55","modified_gmt":"2023-12-16T08:29:55","slug":"daily-stars-guide-to-how-fked-christmas-will-be-from-viruses-to-world-war","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yourclomid.com\/world-news\/daily-stars-guide-to-how-fked-christmas-will-be-from-viruses-to-world-war\/","title":{"rendered":"Daily Star’s guide to how f**ked Christmas will be \u2013 from viruses to world war"},"content":{"rendered":"
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    The world is well and truly on the edge of several absolutely chaotic and horrifying crisis points \u2013 from war to potentially more pandemics . . . or five.<\/p>\n

    And as we approach Christmas Day, the Daily Star has put together a not so festive guide on just how f***ed the Santa-loving season could be for the United Kingdom. To make life easier for everyone, which is a rare occasions these days, we're ranking each crisis with Christmas Puddings. <\/p>\n

    So, the worse the crisis and impact on the population, the more Christmas Puddings it will get \u2013 totally scientific, unarguable and factual, obviously.<\/p>\n

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    If you're looking for happy news, look away now, because it seems as if no matter what we do, Christmas is is looking bleak for many reasons.<\/p>\n

    Viruses, viruses everywhere \u2013 Four Christmas Puddings out of five<\/b><\/h3>\n

    There are now five horrifying viruses floating around the world, three of which are already in the UK.<\/p>\n

    Whooping Cough is at record levels, Coronavirus is still around and running riot, and seasonal flu is threatening to overwhelm the NHS \u2013 which doesn't appear to take much effort these days. Not in the UK are the mystery Chinese pneumonia and Anthrax. Despite not being in the UK, they are both already in Europe, with the Chinese pneumonia cases in Denmark, France and the Netherlands.<\/p>\n

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