{"id":122013,"date":"2023-12-09T08:49:12","date_gmt":"2023-12-09T08:49:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yourclomid.com\/?p=122013"},"modified":"2023-12-09T08:49:12","modified_gmt":"2023-12-09T08:49:12","slug":"mans-caterpillar-cake-godzilla-the-tank-engine-slammed-as-high-on-crack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yourclomid.com\/world-news\/mans-caterpillar-cake-godzilla-the-tank-engine-slammed-as-high-on-crack\/","title":{"rendered":"Man’s caterpillar cake ‘Godzilla the Tank Engine’ slammed as ‘high on crack’"},"content":{"rendered":"

A bloke who tried to whip up his first ever caterpillar cake got the shock of his life when the dessert turned out to be something from a horror movie.<\/p>\n

Sharing his monstrosity on Reddit page CasualUK, user Grahamr1234 said it was in fact quite tasty despite it looking like something that would "haunt your dreams". <\/p>\n

Although Graham seemed to get the log-like shape of the cake correct, the edible eyesore went completely downhill when the novice baker coated it in chocolate and then stuck Terry's Chocolate Orange pieces in its back \u2013 giving it a somewhat Godzilla vibe.<\/p>\n

READ MORE: Tesco, Lidl and Morrisons issue urgent 'do not eat' warnings on popular food items<\/i> <\/b> <\/p>\n

The white-chocolate face is even more toe-curling as it makes out a distorted and horrifying picture of Thomas the Tank Engine.<\/p>\n

One Reddit user said it looked as though Colin the Caterpillar had been on a crack binge.<\/p>\n

"Lmao u made Colin the Crackypillar," they quipped.<\/p>\n

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"If I don\u2019t get high asf, start on an imaginary bloke nobody else can see and lose some teeth eating this then my disappointment will be immeasurable and your day won\u2019t be ruined.<\/p>\n

"I like my cake like I like my women. If it tastes good then who cares what it looks like. Crack on!"<\/p>\n

User mrbadger2000 joked it was "Godzilla the Tank Engine" while another added: "Looks like Thomas slowly morphing into a stegosaurus." <\/p>\n

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